Duke Cannon Heat + Light Candle - Tobacco & Leather
Duke Cannon Heat + Light Candle - Tobacco & Leather
Duke Cannon Heat + Light Candle - Tobacco & Leather
Duke Cannon Heat + Light Candle - Tobacco & Leather

Duke Cannon Heat + Light Candle - Tobacco & Leather

$39.90

This is not a "candle". This is a portable source of heat and light that delivers immediate illumination and warmth in tactical situations such as:

  • getting lost in Palmerston North
  • UFO attacks
  • an extended stay with your in-laws
  • second dates in your basement flat
  • the cold shoulder following second dates in your basement flat.

This wax and wick device offers a non-offensive "Tobacco and Leather" scent. It smells of all the things you shouldn't enjoy, but really do. 

Many folks find the scent very pleasant and quite useful in tactical situation number 4 above, when butter chicken is establishing a hold on your lower digestive tract at a most inopportune time.

OK, it's a candle.

Burn time approximately 75 hours.