Duke Cannon Heat + Light Candle - Fresh Cut Pine

Duke Cannon Heat + Light Candle - Fresh Cut Pine
Duke Cannon Heat + Light Candle - Fresh Cut Pine

Duke Cannon Heat + Light Candle - Fresh Cut Pine

Regular price $39.90
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This is not a "candle". This is a portable source of heat and light that delivers immediate illumination and warmth in tactical situations such as:

  • power outages
  • survivalist expeditions
  • the next Ice Age
  • second dates in your basement flat
  • the cold shoulder following second dates in your basement flat.

This wax and wick device offers a non-offensive "Fresh Cut Pine" scent. It's redolent of the career in lumber you wish you'd had, instead of becoming a junior policy advisor who breathes in passive aggression in the office every day.

Many folks find the scent very pleasant and quite useful in tactical situation number 4 above, when butter chicken is establishing a hold on your lower digestive tract at a most inopportune time.

OK, it's a candle.

Burn time approximately 75 hours.

Bicycles, tricycles and e-bikes

We deliver our bicycles all over Aotearoa New Zealand ourselves for a few reasons; we like to ensure your bicycle arrives in perfect condition and we also want you to be able to ride it immediately. We set your seat and handlebar height so you can ride comfortably and we listen and respond to any questions you have. We like to ensure we are minimising our fuel use and pollution so we like to schedule the most efficient delivery plan possible. That’s why it may take a month or two to get your bicycle to you. Please check our Delivery page for more information and to view our next scheduled delivery to your area.

Other merchandise

We will despatch your purchase the same day or next day and we will email you courier tracking information so you know exactly where your package is. We try, wherever possible, to use recycled or compostable packaging. For all orders, we charge $9.90 towards the cost of the courier.

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