This is not a "candle". This is a portable source of heat and light that delivers immediate illumination and warmth in tactical situations such as:
This wax and wick device offers a non-offensive "Fresh Cut Pine" scent. It's redolent of the career in lumber you wish you'd had, instead of becoming a junior policy advisor who breathes in passive aggression in the office every day.
Many folks find the scent very pleasant and quite useful in tactical situation number 4 above, when butter chicken is establishing a hold on your lower digestive tract at a most inopportune time.
OK, it's a candle.
Burn time approximately 75 hours.
