{"product_id":"im-sexy-and-i-tow-it-tee-shirt","title":"I'm Sexy And I Tow It Tee Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEXCLUSIVE BLACKWELL AND SONS PROPRIETARY DESIGN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoost your street cachet with a memento from the coolest luxury cycling lifestyle retailer on the planet (according to an unnamed source).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo committee, no subs, no minutes. Membership is confirmed the moment you're recognised at the counter without having to say what you want. For the man who has made the Greytown stop part of the route rather than an interruption to it, and who will happily drive an hour to maintain his standing. Charcoal, quietly official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eSomeone sent their tee shirt back to us with - gasp - a hair on it. It was hard to say where the hair came from. Michelle fainted. Trish had to go home and have the next day off. It was the wrong size for the wearer because they forgot to check the size chart below. The trauma of exchange was just too much for our little business to endure. So, to protect everyone’s health, safety and tolerance for ickyness, choose your tee shirt carefully because we cannot exchange it for a different size. 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